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25 February, 2016
5:30 pm
The Beekman Pub, 15 Beekman Street, NYC

The Allied Forces Foundation is the Official Charity of the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles. 

In that we have found a home at which to operate monthly, The Beekman Pub, we are convening a grand mass meeting of all Brother and Sister Turtles at 17:30 hours on Thursday evening, 25 February 2016, at said fine establishment’s back room in the rear of the pub. The Beekman Pub is located at 15 Beekman Street between Nassau and William Streets (one block south of the Brooklyn Bridge and Pace University). All others who wish to join this month’s event will be welcomed.

Owner Eddie Robinson advises that The Beekman Pub will be offering some light refreshments gratis to the Chapter. Their pub grub is excellent, especially their famous Beekman Burger.

“We shall be going to pass the hat for the Allied Forces Foundation, the official charity of the Order, we will conduct The Ritual of Initiation in the True and Ancient Form for all Candidates seeking and desirous of entry into the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles, and of course, drink heavily. Would you please add this to your calendar? Can you please spread the word to join us in keeping Turtledom alive, and aiding the good works of the Order and the Allied Forces Foundation?

After all, how often do we get together? I mean, really?

Hope to see you there! Bring a friend and any other Brother and Sister Turtles!

And if you’re not a Turtle, nobody’s perfect and we’ll welcome you into our ranks. Remember, if they let me in, they’ll let in anyone.

I look forward to seeing you all, and soon. God bless you all.

Fraternally yours eternally in Turtledom,

Bro. Denis P. McGowan
Supreme Imperial Turtle
Grand High Potentate
New York Chapter
Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles”

Learn more about Operation Turtledom here.